I'm Not Lovin' It
McDonald’s lost 2.3 percent in sales last quarter. I lost 2.3 percent of my lower intestine after my last Quarter Pounder. Even that fat purple moron Grimace could deduce cause and effect. Read my 12-point plan @ the American Spectator for McDonald's to avoid the fate of Schlitz, the Stanley Steamer, Detroit, and other once-on-top entities.