2015, Even Dumber Than 2014
Bruce Jenner shocked the world when he came out as a Republican but his medically aided act of contrition mitigated the public relations disaster. Understanding that we all live in a massive reality television program, Donald Trump keenly opted to run for president. Playboy regrettably clothed their models in a characteristic move to offend prevailing mores. White people insisted on their blackness, a horse deserved all accolades as the year's greatest sportsman, and nutters perplexed God and the goddess Isis by killing in their name. Read my article @ the American Spectator on how 2015 went down in history as even dumber than 2014.