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I Ran a Half Marathon on a Whim--Here's What Happened

I trained for a half-marathon by eating a Hershey bar, drinking a Red Bull and two Cokes, and smoking at least two double-gordo cigars every day hunched over a computer for a week before the big race. I didn't run a single mile. Read what happened @ Breitbart Sports